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virtues
"These are times in which a genius would wish to live.
It is not in the still calm of life, or in the repose of a pacific station, that great challenges are formed. . . . Great necessities call out great virtues."
challenge
"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution"
Opportunities
"Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging."
Duct tape
"Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."
good thing
"It's a good thing that God didn't make us any smarter. We know too much already.."
only a mistake
"It is only a mistake when you refuse to fix it, until the then it is only an error."
ajeeb
Non Veg SMS
Yeh ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hai.: Kuchh kaho to mu phula leti hai,kuchh karo to pet phula leti hai.
bread ka packet
Non Veg SMS
Lady standing at bus stop taking Whisper pack in her hand.Begger: Bai kuch dede.Lady: No change.Beggar: Ye bread ka packet de de.Lady: Kal aana, JAM laga ke dungi.
big tummy
Non Veg SMS
A man with big tummy go for walk in lungi.One girl jokingly ask :"Ye matka kitne ka?"He lift lungi & says "naal ke saath 450 ka."
What is B.E?
Jokes & Funny SMS
8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is BE
That is Brain Empty (B.E)

Child
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
a child had never seen his hips
once his teacher hit him on his hips.
childn come back to home & see the mirror,
& said
kamini ne do tukde kar diye.
Antim sanskar
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.
achanak..... bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,
Dukhi Aadmi bola "Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi."
KABHI KABHI
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI.....
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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI........
KAHA THANA
KABHI KABHI AATA HAI,
AAJ NAHI AAY

AAANE KE BAAD BATAUNGA
Taxi
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
Ek din do makkhiyan cinema hall se film dekhkar nikli,
bahar nikalte he ek ne dusri se kaha "kayon, ud ke chale ya kutta kar len ?"
You are next ..
Jokes & Funny SMS
When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [:))]

i-Tit
Non Veg SMS
Aaple Computers announced today the development of a chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music.

The i-Tit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them!!!
Divorce Joke...
Jokes & Funny SMS
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully",
the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very nice, your honour", the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself".
Most popular
Non Veg SMS
Who's the most popular guy at a nude beach?
The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and seven donuts.

Who's the most popular girl at a nude beach?
The girl who can eat the seventh donut.
Non-veg
Non Veg SMS
Man asks a wish to DEVIL. "Pls make me such a thing that i suck blood of all the beautiful women in this world".

Devil said "AMEN" and Immediately man turned to CARE FREE ( Sanitary Napkin).

1980 girls vs 2007 girls
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le.

Paani mein
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Tarzan
Jokes & Funny SMS
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

Wow! New Underwear.
A Chinese couple
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
Dava & Daru
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
a woman in heaven
Jokes & Funny SMS
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

Generation Next Motto
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
Generation Next Motto:

Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
1 rupaya
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
crossing the limit
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
syllabus
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Similarity
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

when u find someone
Jokes & Funny SMS
If U find a friend better than me, Go Ahead.... I wont Stop u!

But when he/she leaves u, Look behind....
I will be there to...
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Slap U....
Be +ve
Jokes & Funny SMS
I love ur attitude of being positive & make others of being so but it can b so dangerous 4 u. u know why ???
GUESS ???
NO !!!
GUESS AGAIN ?????
NO ONCE AGAIN !!!!!
OK HAAR MAAN Lee
IN CASE OF HIV
IF U R & U R TRYNG 2 MAKE OTHERS, SO BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME OF BEING +VE.
Jor se bolo
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
Teacher asked the back bencher,"Mere haath mein kya hai?"
Student ,"Kitab hai sir."
Teacher,"Jor se bolo!"
Bola ,"JAI MATA DI"
khush khabri
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
beta on phone: Ma khush khabri hai,
Ma: bol beta
Beta: Hum 2 k jaga 3 hogaye hain.
Ma: mubarak ho, beta hua ya beti?
Beta: Meri biwi n dusri shadi kerli.
b4 marriage
Jokes & Funny SMS
A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..

Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.

Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.